slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Raw Cheese

The best bit of bud around, always getting it off of the plug to get whiffed with the firm.

She said "the weeds dead", I said "Wa? That's Raw Cheese"

by JasonKellow June 8, 2023

Cheese Fucker

A wonderful insult describing stupid people.

Listen here cheese fucker!

by meowing tiger February 3, 2020

Cheese

To be fake about something. Acting like you’re tough shit when you’re not

That nigga finna cheese with him on Jah fr fr no cap

by OofMoment420 August 5, 2019

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

Cheesing her chuck

The act of dating a girl from chucky cheese and having sexual intercouse with her.

John: “how did things go with that girl from chucky cheese last night?”
Juan: “ dude I was cheesing her chuck, and then I chucked her cheese”
Chris: “damn I want to chuck someone’s cheese”

Jamie: “ehh ehhh ehh”

by Ehhhh ehhhh ehhhh October 15, 2017

cheese fap

The art of cumming in someone’s moldy cheese sandwich

Did you cheese fap in Jerry’s sandwich today Martha ?

by anonymous June 2, 2021