Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did, or like their thoughts and emotions could never get as deep as mine.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did, or like their thoughts and emotions could never get as deep as mine.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 28, 2024

(1) A man who likes the attention from other men.
(2) a man whom women expect to give them attention when they are alone and need company especially to compliment them excessively and critique their fashion downfalls and give them advice.
(3) a man that can be their best friend without his sexual attraction toward you, yet secretly crush on them for the chase value.
(2) a man whom women expect to give them attention when they are alone and need company especially to compliment them excessively and critique their fashion downfalls and give them advice.
(3) a man that can be their best friend without his sexual attraction toward you, yet secretly crush on them for the chase value.
Omg! There’s a gay guy! I’m gunna go talk to him for fashion advice, a best friend, and he will make me look desired in public.
by Beau Marcus March 4, 2021

by DREWCIFUR November 27, 2017

Guy is a really kind and laid back dude that is a bully to most of his friends.He loves to laugh at the dumbest things while on a call with somebody.He is a wholesome person who loves to express his feelings to the people close to him.He is a smart but lazy individual who loves to embrace his artsy side whenever he can.Get yourself a Guy.
by Thatoneguy2OO3 July 15, 2019

A man who does not want to be the provider but wants to be provided for. He wants a women who will go out and work and make a 6 figure check while he stays at home comfortably and cleans, cooks, and takes care of the kids.
by Mo.the.silwadi April 9, 2024
