A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
Get the straightforward guymug. by a person ok? October 29, 2021
Get the Bill nye the science guymug. Guy is a name given to a special type of peoples most of the times they will act like an idiot BUT sometimes they can be really good friends
guys can sometime do very VERY stupid thing even if they are smart
guys are baseicly weird type of ppls that sometimes act like an aliens
guys are the type of peoples that being called jerks a lot of times
No one knows why the guys are acting like that but be sure that one day some one will understand what is happening with their mind
Most of the times peoples call Guy a Gay
guys can sometime do very VERY stupid thing even if they are smart
guys are baseicly weird type of ppls that sometimes act like an aliens
guys are the type of peoples that being called jerks a lot of times
No one knows why the guys are acting like that but be sure that one day some one will understand what is happening with their mind
Most of the times peoples call Guy a Gay
by martiBackty June 18, 2021
Get the Guymug. James: A customer was disturbing the peace in my shop today, I then phoned the police without even a warning.
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy
by Shaman3 January 1, 2023
Get the No Bullshit Guymug. by Your Friend, Unikitty July 1, 2023
Get the Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guymug. A person who is just stupid, not in terms of how smart they are but just in terms of common sense.
Some one who just does not understand basic concepts and acts like they were born yesterday.
Daft guy is gender neutral and feel free to use it anywhere in any conversation.
Some one who just does not understand basic concepts and acts like they were born yesterday.
Daft guy is gender neutral and feel free to use it anywhere in any conversation.
by ChulzDaDaftGuy March 24, 2024
Get the Daft Guymug. by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022
Get the guy baldwinmug.