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shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.
i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.
by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014
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muckle shit

An area of ground that is covered in mud, dirty water, leaking sewage, or other materials of disgusting nature.
We were throwing the Frisbee and it landed right in the muckle shit.
by Theodous McKelvin July 14, 2014
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Shit Whisper

That loud puff of air that comes out of your dogs ass
Husband: Did you hear that noise? What was that?

Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!
by Biggies September 4, 2014
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storm of shit

Noun the ensuing carnage of what could be the worst fuck up of your life, anything that is almost as bad as a literal hurricane of fecal matter, a chaotic event that stinks big time, also see; shitstorm
"I went to public schools"
"what a storm of shit"
by LordFreezaBeeza September 19, 2014
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Renegade Shit

Taking a shit at someone else's house without asking first. It is a betrayal of trust, as proper etiquette is asking the homeowner if you can take a shit at their house. It is sneaky and can cause distrust between the individuals for years to come.

It can also be shitting during a party in a restroom which will be frequently used by the other party attendees. Therefore, destroying the bathroom enjoyment of the many people who will be using that restroom after you.

Taking a shit in a bathroom located near a kitchen or living room. This type of shit may cause the stink to leak into the common space, and ruin the day of the individuals enjoying that area.
Tommy just went into the bathroom and dropped a horrible Renegade Shit. He didn't even ask me if he could take a shit in my house. Now the whole kitchen smells like shit and he just ruined my party. If he asked, I would have told him he was more than welcome to shit upstairs, where he would have been able to enjoy his shit, not rush, and not stink up the whole downstairs. Now everyone is leaving my party. Thanks a lot Tommy. We can no longer be friends, since I don't trust you any longer.
by Frankie McMuffin September 25, 2014
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blindside shit

A dump that comes from outta nowhere.
"I'm sorry I had to cut out so quick i had a blindside shit hit."
by scum_daddy November 17, 2014
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Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.
Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.
by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014
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