Ur Mom 

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

Ur Mom by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

Ur Mom 

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

Ur Mom by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

Ur Mom 

Joking Hazard

Me : What game are you playing?

Brother : Ur Mom

Ur Mom by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

..your_mom.com 

a lovely person with a wonderful personality and who is very handsome and one of my best friends

“Bro who’s that cool person on my fyp?”

“Oh! that’s definetly ..your_mom.com!!”

..your_mom.com by Clover<3 February 3, 2022

Your Mom 

A woman who is fucked very hard very often. She is really hot and you are constantly getting teased about your friends fucking her, but the truth is you want to fuck her yourself you motherfucking weirdo (see what I did there ;D)

I fucked your mom so hard last night

Your Mom by Big PP man hehe stfu woman February 4, 2022

Ur mom 

She is probably somewhere eating a sandwich.

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom

…

Guy:eating a sandwich

Ur mom by Daswatshesed February 4, 2022

ur mom 

the person I fucked last night

I fucked ur mom.

ur mom by poptartt February 5, 2022