New Philadelphia High School

Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.

Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.

by rst8 November 4, 2011

amery hill high school

School where each and every member fucks bitches and gets money; home of "The Pasamer".

He goes to Amery Hill High School? Oooo he must get bitches. amery hill high school high school

by the pasamer January 3, 2015

Hartford Union High School

This school is probably one of the worst schools to go to.

Dude 1: Omg Hartford Union High School Sucks.

Dude 2: Yeah I know and all the girls there are complete sluts
Dude 1: Yeah you are right. this one girl started dating me and i called her a slut because I found out she was dating another guy

by Inforestly June 21, 2018

William Byrd High School

a school full methed up thots that think their shit don’t stink also you live in fucking vinton a shithole so stop acting like you are something when you aren’t also if they got any more inbred than what they are they’d be sandwiched together that’s why all the bitches there look like sloth off the goonies

aye bro ever fucked wit a William Byrd High School thot

Hell nah them bitches been ran through

by a fellow Roanoke resident November 25, 2019

Federal way high school

everybody in this bitch got an std

why are you burnin and itchin?
cause i fucked a dude from federal way high school😔

by shaqueedagreenmcdaniel November 25, 2019

central noble high school

a school with like 3 kids. it’s so crusty it basically has cocaine and roaches LEAKING from the bricks. most kids wear their pajamas to school. that’s just how it be. crusty.

central noble high school is a crack house!

by school is gey March 14, 2019

jasper county high school

Home of shitty food and fake bitches, its Christmas all year up in here with all the hoe hoe hoes. Frequent suicidal jokes

I hate jasper county high school.

by Your teacher, ms. Bitch May 3, 2019