Cock Pumper

One who pumps a cock much like when your jacking up a car to try and break off the huge black 12 inch cock

Man she was so good then she turned into a cock pumper. I kicked that bitch out

by Will Deshazo June 11, 2006

cock sucker

When someone sucks of a cock.

e.g. sean coal is a cock sucker. he sucked his dads cock while his dad sucked his mums cock

by sean coal September 22, 2008

Cock Sniper

1.
A guy who lacks self confidence, resulting in a lowered position of head, usually aimed toward the ground, generally at the same area as a cock.

2.

a gay guy who when entering a conversation takes an irrational amount of time to observe ones crotch region thoroughly before replying.

3.

The same as when guys stare at girls tits and talk to them, except it's a girl staring at your dick.

person 1: Dude, does Jackie have neck problems?

person 2: Nah bro, she's just a cock sniper.

person 1: what a Ho.

person 2: agreed.

by JandJwords November 13, 2009

Cock Pocket

The location where a gangsters gun is placed.

Gangster 1: Aye where's your gun dog?!
Gangster 2: In my cock pocket!
Gangster 2: *Reveals cock pocket*
Gangster 1: NASTA!

by TOEKNEEDINNER December 15, 2009

cock fag

a straight man who always likes to talk about penises everyday, to the point that his friends will think that he is a homosexual

Get away from me, you cock fag, talk about dicks to ladies for once

by awiz December 8, 2010

cock pocket

A Freudian slip. A female who wants to eat a "hot pocket," but is thinking of sex and a big hot cock.

Michelle: "I'm hungry."
Hector: "Wanna hot pocket?"
Michelle: "Yeah, make me a cock pocket."
ROOM EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER!

by Nyphette January 23, 2007

goose cock

a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all

Man goose cock got all drunk and tried to rape me in the woods

by Page Master June 21, 2011