The Discord User Syndrome (DUS) is a syndrome that is gained by actively using the application Discord. Symptoms include having absolutely zero game, being a discord mod, a sudden increase of weight and becoming a femboy. The Syndrome is usually treated with uninstalling the application and touching grass.
Person 1: Didn't Max get all the bitches?
Person 2: No, he has zero game now. I heard he uses Discord now.
Person 1: Guess he got Discord User Syndrome.
Person 2: No, he has zero game now. I heard he uses Discord now.
Person 1: Guess he got Discord User Syndrome.
by urnotyuri October 7, 2022
Get the Discord User Syndrome mug.A temporary form of anxiety widely reported by chefs and catering staff who witness it every day. It concerns the dilemma faced by a customer visiting a hot buffet table and noticing that the item he wishes to purchase is the very last portion in a tray. Thus the dilemma. Does he wait longingly for the item to be replaced with a fresh batch or does he choose something else? Whatever becomes of the last portion.............?
Hey Tony ,check out the long face on that dude at the counter. Looks like LPS to me, yes I diagnose Last Portion Syndrome.
by IAIN_D October 13, 2020
Get the Last Portion Syndrome mug.Fatty Taint Syndrome, or FTS, is an age related condition which causes the taint to become chaffed and irritated due to physical exertion. FTS shouldn’t be confused with Drooping Balls Syndrome, or DPS, which is caused from the gravitational effect on the scrotum and testicles of aging men, and results in painful episodes of sitting on one’s own balls.
My friend volunteered to referee some basketball games for the Special Olympics and had to be assisted to his car due to extreme pain in his taint. Upon close examination by his Fantasy Football team doctor from the League of Idiots, he was quickly diagnosed with Fatty Taint Syndrome. It sucks getting old with a fatty taint.
by DC Da Monkey March 3, 2019
Get the Fatty Taint Syndrome mug.People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.
by Candis November 15, 2022
Get the Long Cock Syndrome mug.A syndrome that can occur on (white) van drivers due to their low education level, low salary, hurry and loneliness. It appears in anger, aggressiveness and nervousness, which often causes a van driver to speed, make dangerous maneuvers and rage against other road users, especially pedestrians and cyclists.
A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
Jack: "Let me tell you what happened to me this morning. I was riding a bike when suddenly a speeding white van driver almost crashed into me. Then he came out of his van, kicked me over and shouted at me. I don't understand what the hell is wrong with these van drivers!"
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."
by JustASkullMan July 23, 2018
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Get the Gioia Deprivation syndrom mug.Have you seen that photo of Mark Lee in the orange shorts? He's really suffering from Mark Lee Syndrome.
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