ur mom

words that 12 year olds say when they get roasted.

I ate ur mom last night!

by U STOLE MY BUTT February 15, 2019

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My mom ate my burrito

Hey Chris my MOM ate my burrito

by Helloworldimrick February 16, 2019

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Your mom

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LMAO THAT YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE HE SUCCED MC PORN

by IdiotDobe September 16, 2018

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Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.

by ElDingoRingo September 17, 2018

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ur mom gay

Hey dad, ur mom gay!

by Gojjan September 25, 2018

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Mom's Slipper

A slipper that has been thrown by your mom in your face that is never misses and hits worse than you being gangbanged by 10 muscular man at the same time.

"What caused that bruise in your face?"

"Mom's Slipper."

"I see."

by MrRedflick October 3, 2018

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