cheese larva

A gross, slightly discolored penis

Ew he has a cheese larva.

by DildoDaggins69 October 19, 2015

Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.

girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!

by jigsaw42 July 20, 2012

pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.

I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.

by Smitty45 June 7, 2018

bowl of cheese

The bowl of cheese has been the most ancient and beautiful artifact found in Egypt. As you get to know it you will be blown away by its grace and amazing Ness. With all said it is the BEST.

Omg this bowl of cheese is priceless

by The definitionor January 10, 2018

ion eat cottage cheese

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.

You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.

by exasy_ October 6, 2025

cheese

your mum

Person 1:cheese
Person 2( certified chav): omg that's well racist

by the friendly tennis ball November 23, 2021

Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.

Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017