Shit circus

When someone is full of problems and doesn't stop causing drama wherever they go, that can be described as a shit circus.

Ever since Dean met Bruno, all their friends have had to endure the never ending shit circus and everybody is getting tired of it.

by Todas pessoas May 3, 2021

sloppy shit

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts

i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

shawty shit

The shit a woman does when she is trying to be your new shawty.

Jeff: “Aye G, Katie been inviting me over, calling me handsome, whats going on man?”
G: “She on her shawty shit, she tryna be your shawty”

by Sir. Munch of the Munch October 2, 2023

Shitting-halfwaynLetingithang

To execrete bodily waste only halfway and letting it suspend for a prolonged amount of time.

Kyle took a dump halfway but had to answer a phonecall, thus he is shitting-halfwaynLetingithang.

by TheBLACKPRIDE February 10, 2007

shit-ton

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

by old man in the attic July 10, 2016

Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.

I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!

by SpeedGG June 17, 2018

shit mist

when you walk into a wet fart and it stick to you

1.)holly shit i just walked into some motherfucking shit mist .
2.)God dammit kevin you keep spraying that shit mist everywhere
3.)Hey jackson how bout you just back off whenever the fuck i fart shit mist instead of complaining about it like a little bitch
4.)how bout you just wipe your ass and walk around in boxers the whole time and i wont bitch about your shit mist anymore

by Trony420 August 21, 2017