Typical White Boy

Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. He probably plays basketball, lacrosse, or tennis but according to him he’s good at every sport. He’s your stereotypical male with a large ego and probably the whole Nike store in his closet. They also say dumb things like “your mom” and “that’s what she “said”. He also runs his hands every single minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products.

Jessica: hey how was your date the other day?

Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike

Jessica: huh, typical white boy

by Hdisowjfb August 3, 2019

white boy princess

- emotionally unavailable
- blue Eyes like the suburban sky
- sweet, insecure, and bland
- talented but never tries too hard to impress anyone
- loves computer and technology

- bear-like soft hair
- early 2010s Bieber bangs
- little to no BO
- grew up athletic, still fit but never exercises

- loved breakfast food (cinnamon rolls waffles)
- doesn’t want anything but also wants to be spoiled

“You have bambi’s eyes and u r soft….like…u could be my white boy princess “

“If u really want to ask, I’d say my type is white boy princess”

by hannahbanana888 January 3, 2022

White-Collar Slave

A college-educated twenty-something that has an unpaid internship and is working for free. They are usually supported financially by their parents and believe that their current sacrifices will lead to a paying job in the future, but they will not. Usually these jobs consist of going on coffee runs, making facebook and twitter posts, and accomplishing nothing over a 10-hour workday. Unpaid female interns are often an easy form of sexual release for their male superiors, especially in political campaigns.

"Did you hear Jenna got an internship at the capitol? I'm so proud of her."

"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."

by Mr Cnowledge July 24, 2014

white-boy wasted

being drunk and nothing else.

Maaane that fool was white-boy wasted! No geekin, no purp, just straight drannnkin!

by BeckyBecky December 30, 2009

Snow White Fever

When a black man likes a white woman.

Contradicts Jungle Fever

You saw teshawn wit that white bitch? Yeah i saw them that nigga got snow white fever

by Drew February 20, 2005

stupid white girl

A woman who (financially supports/repeatedly forgives mistreatment by/otherwise suffers at the hands of) a man of another race.

"I thought Tiffani kicked Jose to the curb after he bitch-slapped her!"

"Yeah, but she took him back. Stupid white girl."

by DtothaJ January 5, 2009

white lighter myth

The belief that using a white cigarette lighter to smoke marijuana will bring bad luck upon the user. This belief is so strong in some that they will refuse to even be present when a white lighter is used.

You wanna smoke a blunt?
Not with that lighter, Dont you know the white lighter myth? they're bad luck man.

by Jameson C June 24, 2006