Poop

The brown stuff that destroyed the toilet.

I was taking a poop then the toilet stopped working all of the sudden.

by BioBot420$ April 30, 2019

Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.

Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025

The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.

Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf

Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.

by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023

poop

poop backwards

Hobo 1: poop backwards is poop hahaha

Hobo 2: your not funny

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2023

poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.

Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020