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Fortinisus Memorliosis 

An extremely rare disease that causes memory loss of EVERYTHING except the Fortnite lore.
I have Fortinisus Memorliosis.

FORTNITE 

The most overrated video game in history and one of the biggest reasons why 2018 was a bad year. It's a battle royale game where you start off on a blue bus with a hot air balloon on top of it, you jump off, then you shoot other players and try to get top 1 out of 100 on the leader board but since that's the case there's a 1% chance of winning and a 99% chance of loosing and it repeats it's basically the same thing over and over again. It also has a lot of microtransactions in it which a lot of dumbasses buy for stupid skins and waste their money (basically throwing it in the trash). Also a bunch of 9 year olds play this stupid game and when they loose (which again a 99% chance of that happening) they rage and break their controller or keyboard. Even to this day people still play this stupid game.
person 1: Do you play fortnite?
person 2: No its a shit game full of microtransactions and a lot of toxic people are on it
person 1: Oh

Fortnite 

Fortnite; at first seems like an appealing game but soon reveals itself to be the soul-sucking monster that it is just like your mother with voice chat more racist then call of duty. It has so many crossovers that you start to think that the dev team is made of pandas and cats mashing keyboards
Me: did you know your son plays Fortnite
Her: he died a month ago
Fortnite by JHerald800 June 24, 2022

Fortnite 

Cringe. If you play fortnite your cringe.
Wanna play that cringe fortnite game.
Fortnite by anonymous June 25, 2022

Fortnite 

Fortnite is the best shooter game ever made it takes all your money for V-bucks
Fortnite battle pass
Fortnite by Monke-123 June 27, 2022

Fortnite 

Fortnite is the worst game ever. Basically it sucks
Fortnite by JOE MOMMA HAHA June 28, 2022