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by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023
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-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
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-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023
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by anonymous November 22, 2021
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“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
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by JohntheNonce January 9, 2020
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(n): A user who is obviously using the same account name but with a different email to abuse free trials.
(n): A user who is obviously using the same account name but with a different email to abuse free trials.
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(n): "Goodbye JohnDoodle1, Hello JohnDoodle2."
(n): "Goodbye JohnDoodle1, Hello JohnDoodle2."
by Beenfarr August 1, 2024
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by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023
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