John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.

Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!

by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020

John Carring

The act of looking suave and debonair. The embodiment of a male sex symbol.

Man that new haircut is fresh as fuck! You're so John Carring !

by Firemanga January 5, 2017

John Lee

A teenage boy that has Gerontophilia

Girl: Hey, I like John Lee

Boy: Ew, Why? He has Gerontophilia

by Son Yeon October 7, 2020

John

John is a man with a small penis, but the size of his big head makes up for it

Wow have you seen the size of John’s big head and I’m not talking about the one in his pants!!

by Mrs_B_12 November 23, 2021

john mac bonnett

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

by almond.moose August 22, 2021

John Color

Inventor of color itself by saying “Let there be color” and there was color.

John Color is beloved by all

by BaruugaHimself July 24, 2025

John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024