God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."

by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024

God

(n.) The reason I passed math.

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it

god slam it

by xvottic April 6, 2023

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

gods bongos

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded

dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?

by celeste tits April 15, 2020

Fidget God

Hey did u know that Priscila is the Fidget God? Not lee!

Hey did u know that Priscila is the Fidget God? Not lee! Ew!

by Real Fidget God Priscila September 5, 2021

Good morning and god bless

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.

Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.

by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018