Cheese man

Big man with sweaty pits And a hairy stomach and usually has grease and cheese behind balls and crack.

Youre a cheese man

by Bigboy03 October 15, 2020

Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.

After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.

by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025

Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube

guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.

by epic man epic words September 9, 2021

Dick Cheese

Seasoning that builds up to add flavor to blowjobs

Girl 1- He has dick cheese
Girl 2- Ooooooo flavoring

by Ass and dicks December 15, 2020

Cheese

Milk that has gone through some things to get to where it is now.

Why is there Cheese on the walls

by Ucabismol November 10, 2020

Cheese tooth

It's when you like cheese. Eating more cheese leads to stronger teeth. Plus, it's delicious. Cheese tooth is when you like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.

Steve: Mmmmmm, cheese.

*eats cheese.

Dave: Steve. You have a cheese tooth.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021