Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

Shake Dick

Pretty much means go fuck your self

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick

by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022

Tender Dick

A Nigga Who Nut Fast .

Damn You Got A Lot Of Kids Tender Dick Ass.

by DeeJanaee March 30, 2023

Churro Dick

After you have been at a sandy place for an extended period of time and your junk becomes covered with sand.

"Get your hand out of your pants!"
"Sorry, man, I've been at the beach for a while and I've got a bad case of Churro Dick"

by beachvolleyballplayer27 October 19, 2014

Dick Chaney

Sexual manuver, in which one person ejectulates into the face of their partner

I pulled a Dick Chaney on Lisa last nightand had a hunting accident all over her face

by Chrislol April 14, 2006

Dick Knot

There are more than one definition for Dick Knot:

1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)

2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.

3. A threat

1. Hey babe how about I give you a dick knot tonight

Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.

2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!

3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

dick physics

the science that deals with the matter, energy, motion, and force of penises during sexual intercourse

Jim: "My friend told me he did sixty-nine with his girlfriend on the bottom. I told him it would benefit him if she were on the top, therefore she could have a full range of motion to suck his cock.

Joe: "I agree. That's pretty basic dick physics."

by borntobustass September 25, 2010