john

a very short guy has a friend named conner usually and is funny but does not like school he only goes to see his friends. and is cute and every girl would date him if he was taller

dang john is really funny and cute but way to short

by SHort john December 8, 2017

st john the evangelist

the worst tcdsb school in all of toronto

person one: "Do you go to st john the evangelist?"
person two: "Yes.. i go to SJE.."
person one: *walks away*

by emophile March 18, 2023

John

John is the gayest of gay, so gay gay quivers. He is so gay he combs his long blond hair with gay.

Bro look at that John, he is so John.

by Dinh’s he difbd March 9, 2020

John Summit

A famous DJ; a way to refer to a female orgasm when masturbating .

She was DJing the bean till she hit that John Summit

by Zackattack42069 May 12, 2025

John Walker

John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like jack goodings, who has no clue who he is.

Whos that with you jack? Fuck knows mush think his names john Walker

by anonymous November 23, 2021

The Trucker John

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.

Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.

by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages either on purpose or just ignorance.

Brad got johned by john

by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022