John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.

"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"

by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025

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John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

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john sigma

john sigma is someone who is a mid level sigma. noun

Wow that man is a john sigma

by doge7439286 February 24, 2025

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John Kennedy

A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy

Hey dude look it's John Kennedy!

by I<3mitski January 18, 2022

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john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!

girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.

by agirlthatdatedaboynamedjohn June 5, 2020

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