That Guy: The hero who serves justice.
Not that Guy: The loser who can not stand up for himself and shouldn't bother trying.
Not that Guy: The loser who can not stand up for himself and shouldn't bother trying.
Karen: I want to speak to your manager.
Karen Husband: Throwing a drink all over the waitress.
Not that Guy: Tries to step in and defend the waitress
Karen's Husband: Don't be a hero? You're Not That Guy!
Karen Husband: Throwing a drink all over the waitress.
Not that Guy: Tries to step in and defend the waitress
Karen's Husband: Don't be a hero? You're Not That Guy!
by xhunterxhunter March 18, 2022
Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker
Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING
when a guy has a bonner for another dude
Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING
when a guy has a bonner for another dude
by haywhatsgooda January 03, 2021
the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed
by teratin June 14, 2023
Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021