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storm of shit

Noun the ensuing carnage of what could be the worst fuck up of your life, anything that is almost as bad as a literal hurricane of fecal matter, a chaotic event that stinks big time, also see; shitstorm
"I went to public schools"
"what a storm of shit"
by LordFreezaBeeza September 19, 2014
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Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"
Close your computer you Shit Pump
by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022
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shit fries

The stinky ass kid in your Chem class that always mouths weird things to you like "help me" and stairs at you until you notice then does a weird ass gesture
"YO SHIT FRIES GIVE ME A PENCIL"
by Shit fries September 7, 2017
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Clit Shit

When a woman rubs their clit while taking a shit so that they can feel both sensations at the same time.
"Hey, have you ever had a clit shit? It's amazing"

"What's that?"

"When taking a shit, rub your clit as hard as you can, and the feeling between your legs, front and back, is out of this world"
by ForScience234 April 2, 2022
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Hacky Shit

The act of shitting standing up, without pants or undergarments, and attempting to kick your shit before it hits the ground (note, this implies that you are not above a toilet). Extra points for successfully getting others to join in the game with your shit.
Hey guys, now that we just drank all that beer, ate all that pizza, and took our fiber supplements, how about a game of Hacky Shit?
by Troth October 21, 2009
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G shit

Greg - This shit pullin'
Tommy - G shit

Fred - Its cold as hell outside
Tommy - G shit , i was just out there
by swexwil October 8, 2021
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shit oaisis

The isolated, clean bathroom at work that always has lots of toilet paper and soundproof walls.
Dude, I totally destroyed the shit oaisis after last night’s enchiladas.
by DryDriver January 19, 2019
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