Skip to main content

Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.
Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.
by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023
mugGet the Poop ninjamug.

poop-dee-loop

I thought I had to fart-da-lart, turned out to be a poop-dee-loop. (See fart-da-lart)
by BearBunny February 21, 2023
mugGet the poop-dee-loopmug.

Poop Bandito

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.
Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk
by shmoondo October 24, 2019
mugGet the Poop Banditomug.

Poop Straw

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024
mugGet the Poop Strawmug.

Booty Poop

When you're twerking n' your Booty be jiggling so hard you Poop.
'My Booty jiggled to hard and I Booty Pooped.'
by BootyPooper April 18, 2022
mugGet the Booty Poopmug.

19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.
by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024
mugGet the 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants daymug.

Poop

poop is what comes out of your bum after the prosses of pooping we eat it it tastes like amazing goodness and if you had chocolate before your poop will be like a brownie.
by poopasarus January 7, 2022
mugGet the Poopmug.

Share this definition