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bagged me a homer

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.
1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"
by LeGenius November 7, 2013
mugGet the bagged me a homermug.

Wet Sleeping Bag

When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.
"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"

"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"

"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
by 39TWA07 September 25, 2020
mugGet the Wet Sleeping Bagmug.

BAG O' DICKS

When someone is such an asshole that they're not just one dick, they're a bag full of dicks.
(jerk slaps lunch out of guys hand)Lunch Guy: What the hell you BAG O' DICKS!!!
BAG O' DICKS: Hahaha! LOSER!!!!
by Bronzedale23 April 26, 2017
mugGet the BAG O' DICKSmug.

blistering bag bitch

When you give your money to a friend to buy dope and they end up doing almost all of it and give you a minuet amount to tease you and leaves you with the wants. They are then called "A Blistering Bag Bitch!"
"Hey Duane where's the bag of dope I gave you money for?" "You did it all? " "Is this all that's left? " "You are such a Blistering Bag Bitch!
by Shucky Kunt June 26, 2017
mugGet the blistering bag bitchmug.

Insulated Fish Bags

A Bag to keep game fish cold and fresh.
Force Fish Insulated bags are Insulated Fish Bags
Fishbagsandstuff.com carry Insulated Fish Bags
by Forcefish October 21, 2012
mugGet the Insulated Fish Bagsmug.

Baggy Bags Mcbaggerson

Baggy Bags Mcbaggerson is the most chaddy man ever to exist he is the most powerful shown after throwing thin man AKA himself using his powers. Baggy can Teleport, separate souls from a body, move shit with his mind, alter time, control buildings structure? and shape the shape of a human this is what we have seen from baggy. his bonus power is stealing your hoes and bitches which you should get some yourself if you want more on baggy dont be broke and buy Little Nightmares 2 so you can experience being baggy.
heard of baggy bags mcbaggerson?
who is that?
he goes by many names just remember the name... daddy.
by MichelleObamadid9/11 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Baggy Bags Mcbaggersonmug.

go-bag lady

GO-BAG LADY (noun/ or adj) a girl or woman who is intelligent, hardworking, going places in her life, moving forward, someone you would want to hire for employment. A beautiful person who has a beautiful soul inside and out. Good morals.
For employment: ie "yes Sabrina, we are looking for a 'GO-BAG LADY" and you fit the criteria for our company! Welcome and you are hired! for romance ie" Man, she's a GO-BAG LADY too good for your sorry ass" Get a job!
by SUSANNE VOLKOFF July 19, 2018
mugGet the go-bag ladymug.

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