Joe

Someone with soup for brain and a python for a cock

Person 1: Did you see Joe fuck that cactus?
Person 2: Do you mean Joey?
Person 1: No i specifically mean Joe
Person 2: oh I didn’t see that…. Oh wait I can see the wet spot where his brain leaked out a bit
Person 1: I thought a snake was about to get him but it was just his massive cock.
Person 2: pause bro

by Snoopjoey January 3, 2024

joe loves lily more

Does joe love lily more this has been a age long question that has finally been answered and the answer to this is yes he does indeed, after research being conducted by scientists across the world for 5 whole months they’ve finally come to the conclusion that joe loves lily more and that’s now a fact

This can be used in a sentence by saying “you see joe and lily”
“Yes”
“Joe loves lily more then she loves him”

by joe_johnz__ June 10, 2021

Joe

Joe mama (imagine falling for that, gullible) theres a wild urban-dictionaryosaurus!👉 Gullible

joe mama. seriously! what type of person is as gullible as you

by sethDthert06 June 13, 2022

Joe

Joes mama

“Joes Mama left to get milk” 1
“Who?” 2
“J-“ 1
“Asked” 2

by Joemama Urban March 24, 2022

Joe

Sombody you should know if you dont know who joe is your dead

mike: richard i saw candace yesterday
richard: im not falling for that you hobo
mike: sorry joe told me to say that
richard: its okay and whos joe
mike: JOE MAMA

by zhefactur November 15, 2021

Dirty Joe Bocasian

When you shit your pants on a road trip to avoid getting road head from your crazy, but hot girlfriend.

"Dirty Joe Bocasian"
He pulled a "Dirty Joe Bocasian" on the way to Vegas.

by Quicksand 72 May 31, 2023

jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass

I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom

by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020