Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
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Bearish Capital

Bearish Capital made me a crypto millionaire.
Bearish Capital, lmao we are retarded asf.
Bearish Capital, we are the drugs.

Bearish Capital paid off my dildo!
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Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person
Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism
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capitalized text

If you use text in (CAPITAL TEXT) it is usually a text of (PASSION). Can I edit my post to show I am (Knowledgeable) or (Vulnerable) "But"! I actually want to create a connection with you but I am very (Stressed). (Hear Me) (Im Talking To You). There are many (reasons) to (((CAPITALIZE)))
"CAPITALIZED TEXT" MEANS I HAVE PASSION !!!!!!!!
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Bitch with a capital C

This is a roundabout way to call someone a cunt without using the actual word
1) She's a "bitch with a capital C" for leaving him in a lurch. 2) Did you see how rude she was to that cashier? What a "bitch with a capital C."
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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