capitalism

a joke

capitalism is a joke.. what else do you need to know

by argdsbnhhgdsfmjgfnxcv bn February 21, 2023

Capitalism

The problem with it is that the bureaucracy is an apathetic floodgate against the perpetual need of the populous rather than expedient service providing system. The same with the Healthcare system.

Hym "Ok, to use that as an example is so intellectually dishonest. 'If we give poor people money they'll end up coked out in a ditch' The people who are doing that are already going to do that. You just demolished your own argument with Ben's gun control argument. 'We can't ban guns because bad people will get guns anyway'. The people who would be junkies are already junkies. So, nobody gets any money just because some people will use the money for evil!? I might need money to not die one day! Now replace the word money... with the word gun... Here- I'll just do it for you. 'So, nobody gets any guns just because some people will us the money for evil!? I might need guns to not die one day!' See that? It may be primitive but at least it's not self-defeating. How much did they give to elon in carbon credits? Is it more than 3 billion?

It's bad for people to shoot the government's (The people's) money into their arms but the greatest thing ever when they shoot it into space? So, no, that's not a reason to NOT redistribute wealth to the bottom of the hierarchy. Yes the money is already being redistributed BUT where is it being redistributed to a place that it SHOULDN'T BE? (See the through-line there?) That's the core issue here. Does elon need it more than any random poor person? To NOT GO BANKRUPT? Yes... Yes, absolutely... In general? No. I also don't think that the redistribution need to come from the government, but rather, the employers or from the employers by way of the government. If the government is giving you money (in any form) you should be paying it back to the people the government to the money from.... I forgot to use the word 'Capitalism'... Oops... Aw shit... Too many characters..."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

Loser capital of the world

Grand Junction, Colorado

Hey mom, where’s the Loser capital of the world? “Grand Junction, Colorado hun, don’t go there unless you smoke meth”. Thanks Mom.

by elegantillusion February 4, 2021

Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person

Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism

by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019

Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice

Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?

by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023

GanBJraSTer capital

Generation's and BENNINGFIELD Jr as the eternal ruler capital.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸

I invented and made and created ganbjraster capital.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 11, 2021

Stale Capital

undeployed cash or cash equivalents held for six months or more yielding returns less than the rate of inflation over the same period.

That company is driving themselves broke with all the stale capital sitting in their bank account.

by created by Kuda Nembaware October 28, 2025