Meme Weapon

Any weapon with a comical appearance or can be used in meme-worthy ways.

The Holy Mackeral from TF2 is an absolute meme weapon. All it is is a fish wrapped in newspaper.

by FryingPanStanTheDeadlyMan June 3, 2022

corporate weapon

A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.

"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."

by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024

Weaponize Preferences

(1)
When women for weaponize your personal preference when it comes to relationships just to make a personal attack

(2)

Criticizing a man for having preferences that conform to society's Beauty standard

Me

"I only like dark skin chicks"
She
"Empowerment you're a true brother"

Me
"I only like light skin chicks"

She
"You hate yourself and your mother"

Me
STOP WEAPONIZE PREFERENCES!

by EmJayee April 26, 2019

Weapon

The softest of all men... characterized by an inflated sense of self and an enhanced perception of how others see you. also, a self imposed need to present a party face of all time. Unable to function while hung over. AKA "The Squirt Gun"

Place of origin: East Coast (specifically Darien)

Synonyms: Tool, Douche

Antonyms: Calm, Cool, Composed

Jackson thinks he such a weapon... Little does he know I wiped my duck butter on his grill.

by Please Kick Poop September 5, 2016

Weapon of Ass Destruction

Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.

“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”

by MrWigglyDick May 9, 2022

Weapon

Means an extremely hot looking girl.

She’s a weapon!

by Zedzded January 21, 2021

Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.

Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?

by someStranger8 October 12, 2022