wanker

wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....

look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol

by wankmeister June 18, 2005

Wanker

One who wanks; A person who masturbates multiple times in a week or day.

Wanking: Masturbating

Oh God, that track runner is a wanker? And he was WANKING whislt running?! Gross.

by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 24, 2007

Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019

Clickbaiting wanker

A wanker that clickbaits people like Jake Paul, KSI and JMS.

JMS: TODAY I WILL BE DOING AN *INSANE* CHALLENGE AND I WILL EAT SHIT
ME: Ahhh shit.. the clickbaiting wanker clickbaited me again.

by JMS IS FAGGOT April 2, 2020

Legit Wanker

Legit Wanker. Only used if the Wanker has been caught in the past Wanking.

That guy is a Legit Wanker.

by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

Thrash Wanker

A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.

He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground

by CampWodda June 16, 2010

Dilly wanker

A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.

Bro you have dilly wanker!

by Omgbobbymeghheee31w7 September 7, 2018