woman wallet

A tri-fold wallet that you can put your roll of quarters and cash into.

AKA: Crusty Coin Purse

Him: What should I do with my roll of quarters?

Her: You can use my woman wallet!

by Blissmydog April 17, 2018

Prison wallet

A place to store children.

Zach have got all the children in his prison wallet.

by King albert III October 06, 2023

kebab wallet

The large hanging lips of a vagina resembling the kebab meat in a pita bread,..

Fuck me, did you see the kebab wallet in her?...

by Jimmy Blue69 July 31, 2023

god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs October 19, 2015

wallet autopsy

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.

Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’

by Lanky J November 24, 2022

wallet biopsy

Check how much you are worth before any service is done …. Doctor’s office, Hospitals, RX etc.

my wallet biopsy did not allow for the full check up.

wallet biopsy could only get me the generic.

by merv dude November 07, 2021

Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

by Autistic_Birdz March 07, 2024