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Weaponized corona

*Can also be defined as Weaponizing corona

A form of fearmongering used by the US government and the media (mainly CNN) in order to keep the country shutdown.
guy 1: I don't watch the news anymore, all they ever talk about is politics and there Weaponized corona.

guy 2: Same here, i only really cared when they talked that cute kitty video that one guy sent in.
by Sir Beardy May 20, 2021
mugGet the Weaponized coronamug.

Weaponized Autism

When your sick of your autism and you want to spread it.
exactly like how you weaponize an IKEA pencil.
Person 1: Ugh, having autism is so bad!
Also Person 1: I WILL WEAPONISE MY AUTISM.
Also also person 1: I will spread this everywhere. no one will survive.
Also also also person 1: I will call this: "weaponized autism."
by Weaponism July 5, 2024
mugGet the Weaponized Autismmug.

Weapon

Tommy the weapon hit his head... now he’s dead.
by TommyTheWeapon April 23, 2018
mugGet the Weaponmug.

auto weapon

A vehicle driven by Awake Illinois and Moms for Liberty members after a little too much wine and knobslobn.
After this glass I'm going to drive my auto weapon to a library and scream at drag queens
by KNOBSLOB July 21, 2022
mugGet the auto weaponmug.

Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
mugGet the Loaded weaponmug.

Weaponizeds

A gang of really really cool people who are against Abbyism and work for launch community to save them from bullshit, we are communist.

Shoutout to weaponized bathhant, weaponized bread teleporter, weaponized KGB, weaponized spy, weaponized foods coolest person alive, weaponized bathtub me, weaponized go beyond, weaponized toafu, weaponized blazing and all other cool weaponizeds.
Person 1: oh man she's doing Abbyism
Person 2Russian accent: Don't worry brother, weaponizeds will handle her bullshitting.
by Weaponized bathtub February 13, 2022
mugGet the Weaponizedsmug.

Cold weapon

White arm aka cold weapon. Is a weapon that does not use fire or explosions (such as an act of combustion) Fists, elbows, knee, a knife, swords, club an axe etc;
Man Devin got into it with two guys at the club last night and laid them both out. mans a “cold weapon”
by Sketchy at best July 22, 2022
mugGet the Cold weaponmug.

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