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vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.
I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003
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vagina slap

The action of one female to another where one gives a forceful cupped blow to the
vajay'jay.
Cinderella had finally snapped and gave each of the evil stepsisters a vicious vagina slap!
by Brett & Alice November 24, 2013
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Secondhand Vagina

1) A vagina that is no longer tight like it used to be.

2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.

A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.
Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.
by CCRfromAFFY May 16, 2010
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vagina mcgina face

a man whose face has physically turned into a vagina, due to a restraint of manly activities, or a general lack of testosterone
hey, i heard tom likes twilight, what a vagina mcgina face
by the jimtrain July 10, 2010
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Vagina Shy

The defenition of Vagina Shy was developed in 2010. The term is used to describe a female won't "put out" or let you have sex.
Dylan: Someone should hook up with Nancy tonight.
Tyler: Nah man, shes Vagina Shy.
by Verginashave September 11, 2010
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Vagina Butterflies

A sexual attraction, the equivalent to 'Dick butterflies', located in the

vaginal region.
That guy was so hot, he gave me vagina butterflies!
by Jemma Black November 11, 2014
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vagina

Guarded by the clitoris and ass hole, this dark, wet and aromatic cave is meant to be the resting place of the elusive G-spot. Note that the G-spot, like dragons, vampires and other cave dwelling mythical beasts have not been proven to exist, and are unlikely to be in the near future, genetic engineering aside.

Note that the vagina, like draculas wive's, is a double edged sword. It often gives untold pleasures and after 9 months sucks the life out of you!

Vaginas are often used as bait to capture unsuspecting males, they can be found in bars and clubs across the world touting for a new host. Unlike sport fishermen who also use bait to catch their prey, vagina owners are unlikey to just take a picture of their catch and let it go.

Most species who observe a reliance on other animals tend to have a symbiotic relationship with their provider, the leech is an example of this, they take what they need and leave. Vagina owners tend to take everything and leave just an empty shell, note that this does not mean other vagina owners will not try to snare the shell and remove the last scrapings of humanity.
"Her vagina was his downfall, without it she would have had no power over him."

"A vagina, a vagina, my kingdom for a vagina" - King Richard III's lesser knowing saying in Shakespeares play, this scene edited out to fit the play into a 2 hour show.
by Lambardo September 24, 2006
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