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Ugly Sweater

When you are really excited to have sex with a guy for the first time. He's highly attractive and once you unwrap his package it is disappointing, like an ugly sweater from your aunt.
Oh man I was so pumped to fuck that guy, but once we got down to it, he was a total ugly sweater. I just wanted to wrap it back and return it.
by MuffinBagel March 22, 2016
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Ugliest [uglyest]

If you are an Ugliest, you are a person that does not like ugly people. Cant stand to be around them and looking at them repulses you.
I hate ugly people
I am an Ugliest uglyest.
by Serendipitee75 October 17, 2008
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the good the bad and the ugly

The coolest most awsome western (movie) ever made starring Clint Eastwood (The baddest motherfucker ever), Lee van Cleef (Also pretty badass) and Tuco. Directed by a fat guy called Sergio Leone who also made some other westerns with an equally badass Clint Eastwood. You thought Dirty Harry was badass? Well wait 'till you see this cigar smoking, gun firing universal badass kick peoples asses. With his hands.
Best western ever made. (Except for The Searchers starring John Wayne)
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by z0mgpl0x May 10, 2014
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cyote ugly

Cyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself so you can escape.
Man, that bitch last night was cyote ugly!
by Cyote Hunter May 13, 2006
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Ugly Monkey

Now what are you staring at? You ugly monkey!
by Jeff Dahmer June 21, 2004
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Ugly As The Nightingale

An expression about someone who is so unimaginably ugly that you would rather pour acid in your eyes than glancing one more time at this person.
Mischa: hey dude, have you seen Alain lately?
Sthu: Man, you didn´t hear? He´s been sent away from his family because of the ugly as the nightingale syndrom he is suffering from.
by norwegianff April 10, 2010
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