douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

Twinkie

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!

Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!

by Forgeworld January 7, 2015

Twinkie

a twinkie is a slang term for a twenty dollar bill in the United States.

a dollar is a buck, a five dollar bill is a fin, a ten dollar bill is a Ham, and a Twenty is a "Twinkie"

by Jupiter66 May 15, 2015

Twinkie

A yellow school bus filled with white people

Miguel: Amjad! YOU'RE GOING ON A TWINKIE!
Amjad: "Phew, thanks for saving me from the twinkie, because once you go in there...
Miguel:"You can never come back"...

by YUN__5 November 22, 2016

squished twinkie

When your in a three way and one guys doing anal and the other one is receiving oral sex and the girl farts and burps at the same time making it look as if you have squished a twinkie.

"April really screwed us when she gave us that squished twinkie"

by Mcbeatty March 10, 2016

twinkie

a cream filled desert. THATS IT. it's not a fucking "asian who acts white" just because an asian is bad at school that does not mean they are fucking ACTING WHITE OR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS ASIAN DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE THEM A FUCKING GENIUS AND PEOPLE NEED TO START FUCKING REALIZING THAT INSTEAD OF BEING IGNORANT LITTLE SHITS AND TREATING THEM AS SOME HOMEWORK MACHINE OR ASKING THEM FOR ANSWERS AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMING THEY KNOW

stupid person: hey, asian guy. what are the answers for all of these questions?
asian guy: i don't know
stupid person: whaaa? i thought you were supposed to be asian. what a twinkie
asian guy: actually, just because i am asian does not make me a genius and automatically know everything, so fuck off

by indigonanza November 17, 2018

Twinkie

Big white male that has been given the nick name “twinkie”, often chases every girl that walks his path and won’t stop until the girl says she wants to be “just friends”

“Wow did you see how that girl just put twinkie in the freindzone”

by &:?$58:?$5&(/5?5$:? November 7, 2018