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Scissor trade

When two men scissor in the right position so that their penises go into each other’s butts.
1: “Hey dude, you wanna scissor trade with me?”

2: “I’m glad we were scissor trading yesterday.”
by Jakrispy October 2, 2023
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Bowley Trade

A specific work trade that revolves around sexual activity and slavery on a regular basis commonly with workers that are equally related and mentally 'lacking'. Bowley Trade workers get paid 40% the minimum wage making them the only legal slaves on planet Earth. It is said that the Bowley Trade originated centuries ago, created by Solomon Al Bowley in 220AD.
"Hey did you hear Tyler finally starved to death last week?"
"Yeah, must've been from the Bowley Trade underpaying him and his family slaves."
by ShaheenWaziri December 28, 2021
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Trade

I think some men are trade
by Dee2525 December 24, 2019
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blockbuster trade

you're about to receive possibly the worst trade known to man in fantasy football
"Liam I just sent you a blockbuster trade!"
by jecoch08 September 21, 2022
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Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them
George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant
by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019
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carry trade

Carry trade is an investment consisting of borrowing at a low interest rate to invest in an asset providing a higher rate of return, typically for less than a year.

Carry trades often involve borrowing in hard currency (such as dollars, euros, british pounds, or yen) to invest in high-risk, high-interest notes issued by third world countries.

As these investments are typically not sustainable for the issuing country, most such carry trades are cashed out (re-converted into dollars) within a year - during which net returns of 10% to 50% can often be earned.
A disastrous carry trade developed in Argentina during the Macri presidency (2015-19), as both local and foreign investors took advantage of notes with annual yields averaging over 80%. The trick was re-converting the notes into dollars before the inevitable devaluations, in which the investment could lose 20% in a day.
by ruckman December 24, 2019
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Dennis of all trades

Analogous to “Jack of all trades” but a tribute to the legend himself Dennis Waterman. The only actor with enough talent to star in it, write the theme tune and sing the theme tune.
They can do it all, they’re quite theDennis of all trades”.
by Gerry Standing November 3, 2020
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