Tornado

Someone that sucks dick really good

Guy 1: Ashley is such a tornado
Guy 2: I know right she was blowing me and got me cumming in 5 minutes

by sppA June 23, 2016

fucking tornado

It's simple it's just one big mother fucking tornado

Joe: oh shit that's one big as mother fucking tornado
Jake: holy shit you're right ruuuuuunnn!!!

by Nigga with a rocket launcher 6 January 19, 2019

undercover tornado

a sexual act in which you masturbate covered by a blanket or sheet and at the point of ejaculation you move your dick in a helicopter motion

tyler: I was masturbating to savannas snapchat,and I accidentally did an undercover tornado.
josh: you better get that shit cleaned up before your mom finds it

by Rice Crispin March 9, 2018

twin-city tornado

similar to the Wisconsin blow drier, this act involves two givers ejaculating on the receivers face, and then passing gas on the splotch until a proper crust is formed. upon the completion of the crust, the act is completed.
the reciever must be spinning counter clockwise to properly execute this move.

Damn, shawty hit me and dan with the twin-city tornado last night.

WHAT THE SIGMA.

by sigma68 April 24, 2024

Mach Tornado

A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.

When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

Tornadoed

The past tense of a tornado.

It tornadoed a few days ago.

by Mrs. Peacock June 30, 2025

Czernecki Tornado

When a person comes into a messy business situation with a lot of variables, and builds it into a usable system and creates value. Like a reverse tornado, which instead of distroying, it builds, just as quickly as a real tornado destroys .

I had a meeting and John went full blown Czernecki Tornado in the meeting. Now everything is sorted.

by Aspiring reverse tornado April 16, 2021