Max!

Max is a male name only given to the most gorgeous and perfect who have amazingly stunning good looks and has a giant Godly male reproductive organ and looks like the product of David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris but no girls will ever have Max for their own awesome and fantastic experience because they are gay

No girl shall have Max!

by Max'sLover March 30, 2017

Max

Max is the type of kid to cry and start yelling when his parents/guardians find the poop socks because he has been filling it up for almost a year know.

Max whats this under your bed!! No not my poop sock.

by Bradey The Savage February 26, 2019

Max

A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.

That fat nonce called max.

by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018

MAX

Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom

Wow max your a fatass

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

MAX IS THE BEST PERSON EVER TO BE MET EVER. HE'S SWEET, KIND, CARING, AND WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. if you have a max, keep him close to you. never let him go!

also, maxes are cute as hell

Oh wow that person must be a max.

by zachishellacool December 14, 2019

Max

Hmm Max a boy that is Mexican believes he has good looks he acts pretty chill but then u see his worst color he is a fuckboy he tries to fuck every girl in San Diego he goes to otay ranch high school and he calls his dick daddy's huge cock he prefers you to call him daddy on ft and he claims he has "homegirls and shootas"

Damn stop being a fuckboy dillan your being a Max ew

by No thanks ew August 2, 2017

Max

Max is a super funny guy. He has a talent for drawing and likes music. He might act a little bad but is super nice. He is pretty popular and he might be your ideal boyfriend. If you ever date a Max, don't let him go. A lot of girls might have a crush on him too.

Girl 1: I like Max so much!
Girl 2: Same

by BlackpinkLover123 March 11, 2019