momo (statue)

a ugly ass statue from japan, some retard thought it would be funny to scare little kids via whatsapp with this fucking thing.

basically another retarded internet hoax, some ppl (mostly little kids) will believe that this fucking thing (with no arms at all) will call them on whatsapp.

my friend john thought momo (statue) was real, what a retard

by nigz1415 July 29, 2018

Statue of Puberty

Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'

To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'

The thing which stands out the most during puberty,

Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)

Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...

Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 09, 2009

Hero Status

An insanely amazing band hailing from Los Angeles California that consists of Stephanie Florescotron, vocals rhythm guitar and all around bad-ass, Neil Patrick, epic lead guitar and ladies man, and John, he plays the drums and quite a stud. Check them out on their myspace, facebook, or youtube!

www.myspace.com/herostatus

Meg: "Hey guys, have you heard of that band Hero Status?"
Nick: "Oh yea. Those kids are insane."
Meg: "Pure talent."

otron meg & dia epic

by mehMER September 07, 2009

gainesville status

being beyond fucked up and you are skrait whylin out and have extreme A.D.D

yoo c.s. mannn chill out nigga, you on that gainesville status bruhh.

by bluuah June 22, 2008

Bag Status

Deserving of or worthy of being designated with "Douche Bag Status". Used in a derrogatory fashion.

Barry Bonds deserves bag status because he is such a tool.

by Pot Luck McBeer April 03, 2003

Kj status

Being an awkward and creepy mother fucker.

yo you see that nigga right there?
he so Kj status

by iMtH3MAn821 June 27, 2009

Stoop Statue

A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.

If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.

by krueges7 July 06, 2008