llama

The best gosh-darn animal there is (other than a dog). These fluffy-ass animals are great to hug. I can assure you, that you will be satisfied once you hug a llama

OMIGOSH! That llama was so soooooooffffffttttttt!

by Loopy loops October 25, 2017

llama shart

When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends

That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!

by Bootyinyourface August 4, 2016

llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019

gave me a llama

Idiom meaning to give someone a hard time

I didn't notice that the light had turned green green and the guy behind me sure gave me a llama for it.

by RollieMe April 17, 2022

Trauma Llama

One who constantly attempts to run around dumping their trauma onto people and want to complain about their life so the world feels pity on their loser ass

Androo: That girl Firesticks from Tinychat just dumps her trauma onto people and complains in every conversation.
Robbie: Yeah dude, she's such a Trauma Llama.

by Tinychatta June 28, 2024

Llama

You reading this you’re lame and I can’t do nothing but I still love you

Stop

Your so Llama

by William09! July 27, 2019

Llama Toe

The same thing as a camel toe, only it spits.

After hours and hours of hot sticky sex, I blew a monster load in my girlfriend. Her llama toe made it look like she peed her pants

by David M Ross November 9, 2010