Lamp

Adjective: dumb, dim, missing a bulb

Jerry couldn't even count to four, he's so lamp.

by Susan Saran April 25, 2023

lamp

A sexy thing that turns on whenever u touch it.

last night when I touched the lamp it came in my mouth rlly fast. I wish it took him longer

by sexy lamps March 17, 2020

lamp

lighting electric object

you need a lamp in here its dark.

by guylover October 26, 2008

Lamp

A miss spelt way of saying lmao

Person 1: "I fell out my bed this morning"

Person 2: "Lamp"

by Silvx April 18, 2021

Lamp

When you have a great idea

“Lamp! We should get a cat!”

by Stumberr April 01, 2023

Lamp

A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP

Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Fuckinghatelamps23 May 03, 2021

Lamp

It means lmao, but never means lmfao. ONLY

LMAO😩

Me: Lamp
You: Lamp

by 😡😡😡 😩 December 17, 2020