beer wizard

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's
"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"
by panda200 April 18, 2015
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Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 18, 2015
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Pure Wizard

1) The name of a superhero although said name will never be awesome as "Cheerful Black Corporal".

2) Something to say when something awesome happens or to describe an awesome object.

3) A phrase found by two amazing, wonderful, magnificent people who have too much spare time.
1)"Yo bled when he did that back flip it was like pure wizard!"
2) "I ate ten thousand oreos. They were pure wizard"
by oreosarethefoodofgods July 26, 2010
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Wizard's Dick

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.
"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"
by Jelsho December 20, 2017
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Snatch wizard

I need to do see the snatch wizard for my yearly exam.
by Mean streets Malone February 19, 2019
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Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is when you have anal sex with a female or male and just as you're about to cum pull out and cum on their face while saying a spell from Harry Potter ie (Expelliarmus, Avada Kedavra) also please note you have to be dressed up as a wizard if not it's just dirty
Here babe want to dress up and do the dirty wizard tonight
by Pet5822 October 26, 2020
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