stoner's jesus

Bob Marley.

Bob Marley is the stoner's jesus.

by bleeebleee January 4, 2009

stoner colors

A term meaning that u do drugs used by people in millville pa

I just go a pair of shoes that have stoner colors

by chris from millville pa May 5, 2010

Stoner Coma

The comatose-like state that quickly follows after smoking some dank-ass indica. The effect can also be produced with certain other buds and the people most susceptible to a Stoner Coma are people who are new to smoking the cannabis plant.

Josh: Damn man!
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz

by Spartan1010 June 12, 2008

stoner cat

A stoner kitty that grew up.

You remember Jadice my stoner kitty? She's a full grown stoner cat now.

by temporalwisard November 9, 2007

stoner-maneuver

a man who has mastered the stoner maneuver. one who can convince others at a party to bring them things without ever leaving the couch.

mike: "hey brenda can you pass me that lighter..."
brenda gets up from her seat and gets the lighter and passes it. while she is up...
mike: "while ur up can you get us a couple beers?"
brenda: "sure :)"
juan: "dude...nice stoner-maneuver!"
stoner-maneuver is often said in a high pitched and rapid style so only those in the know understand

by kindsir44 June 14, 2009

stoner food

frozen meals and cereal is stoner food, they're easy and dont require alot of brains to make.

jasons frezer is full of hungry-mans, what alot of stoner food

by [e-mail] July 15, 2004

Loner Stoner

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.

"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."

by Ben Gump August 28, 2009