Inport, where trollops gravitate towards sailors like barnacles to a hull, and pussy is readily obtainable at every Norfolk bar and street corner, sailors rarely fuck shipmates. That would be gay. And everyone knows there are no gay sailors in the US Navy.
Underway, however, the rules of engagement are substantially altered. Combating the tribulations of nautical life, cloistered for long durations without officially sanctioned releases, young men naturally seek alternative outlets. Entrenched in a competitive environment where predators and prey cohabitate, sailors… some willingly, others not as much, provide essential services.
And honestly, who doesn’t enjoy an occasional piece of sea pussy?
Underway, however, the rules of engagement are substantially altered. Combating the tribulations of nautical life, cloistered for long durations without officially sanctioned releases, young men naturally seek alternative outlets. Entrenched in a competitive environment where predators and prey cohabitate, sailors… some willingly, others not as much, provide essential services.
And honestly, who doesn’t enjoy an occasional piece of sea pussy?
The only reason Hangs out with Washington at night, is cuz he makes for great 'Sea Pussy'.
When they're back in Garrison, it's business as usual.
When they're back in Garrison, it's business as usual.
by SECRET-SOLDIER October 23, 2022
A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.
by microsoftman November 09, 2020
A sea-biscuit was when sailors in the early 1700's would find dead rats on the boats they sailed in, came in their chests and boiled them in the soup.
by Travass~ November 14, 2006
by b wid May 14, 2006
Filipino or Pacific Islander of partial Spanish Descent. Extremely stupid, just like regular Mexicans.
by TYMMCHN July 15, 2017
by jamsta June 01, 2005
A term used to describe the liquid cough syrup containing Codeine. To be swimming in the Red Sea is another way to describe someone who is high on cough Syrup "Codeine"
Person 1: "Bud you still taking that codeine for your bronchitis sickness."
Person 2: "Nigga fuck you I aint sick don't fuck wit me when im trippin"
Person 1: "Bud whats wrong wit you"
Person 2: "Nigga I'm swimming in the red sea, sharks and shit coming from every angle trying to bite my toes off"
Person 1: "Ok just dont drown or nothing like that"
Person 2: "Nigga fuck you I aint sick don't fuck wit me when im trippin"
Person 1: "Bud whats wrong wit you"
Person 2: "Nigga I'm swimming in the red sea, sharks and shit coming from every angle trying to bite my toes off"
Person 1: "Ok just dont drown or nothing like that"
by Niggadakingdaka January 18, 2010