plant wrap

A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.

Oh, ok. Don't worry. Next time I'll get you with the plant wrap.--Igor

by TheoCosby March 20, 2003

Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation

Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss

by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

plant pot

an insult written by eylo

“oi kate you fucking plant pot”

by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021

planting

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.

Alright guys, time to go planting and confuse these women!

by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011

Plant purge

It is an event in itself and can last hours. And people do show up and stick around for the show. So once a plant is claimed at a purge, you screenshot your winning claim and send it to the seller. This serves as evidence that you were indeed the first person to comment “sold” and that you indeed won the plant.

Plant purge extravaganza tomorrow at 5pm

by Freedom Phoenix February 27, 2022

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022