1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.
2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
by rumpel4skn January 25, 2018
Get the A Jeff Sessions mug.What is a "Jeff Youm"? When you play One Piece Treasure Cruise, you need to feed the units other units, turtles, pigs, ect. to gain the necessary expérience to level up those unit. Sometime you will have the possibility to feed the exact amount (super satisfying) of exp needed for a unit be max level (lv99) but once in a while rng will fudge this all up and make you waste exp anyway by giving you a super success, it is called pulling off a "Jeff Youm".
Named after the name of his "creator", who regulary post his Optc in-game achievement on facebook in a unique and funny way. One of the greatest, awesome, mvp, famous and respected One Piece Treasure Cruise player who ever played this game on global server.
Named after the name of his "creator", who regulary post his Optc in-game achievement on facebook in a unique and funny way. One of the greatest, awesome, mvp, famous and respected One Piece Treasure Cruise player who ever played this game on global server.
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The god of metal and memes, don't start a internet feud with any jeff whites they'll shred your soul.
Dude 1: Yo, I tried to mock this guy on social media, but I got burned so badly I'm now a meme!
Dude 2: Sounds like someone jeff whited you
Dude 2: Sounds like someone jeff whited you
by ISwearImNotABot December 21, 2016
Get the jeff white mug.God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.
Guy: who is that guy
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone
by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022
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