Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut
I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough
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coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut
I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough
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Shea + Coconut

The most affordable skincare brand on the market you didn't know you needed. Think dry hands with something that actually works, and maintains moisture for hours, but not overpriced. Subscribe to their monthly boxes and keep your hands and feet from having to go through the pain of being ashy and dry every month. Everything you needed in a skincare product - for the fraction of the cost. The smartest way to stay smoothed all day.
I have to keep washing my hands every hour due to my job, so in order to keep them healthy and balanced, I grab Shea + Coconut and feel better about my hands not being damaged.
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Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law
Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.
by DarkAbyssDude March 08, 2018
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Black coconuts

When a bitch is giving you head, and right when you're about to cum, she bites your balls as hard as she can.
Right when I was about to finish, that crank ass hoe bit down, and gave me black coconuts!
by Neilanie February 28, 2016
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coconut jam

Spunk, cum, jizz. Just another name for the white stuff.
Mike spread his coconut jam all over my face this morning
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