Chronic Memes Disorder

You have a very unhealthy obsession with memes.

You need treatment for your Chronic Memes Disorder

by Anonymous Cheese Bag November 15, 2019

Chronic Jig

The dance act performed by a "Moses." A rare species in the animal kingdom. The dance somewhat resembles a meerkat doing the Irish river dance after smoking REALLY dank ganja.

Ex: "Do the chronic jig!"

by Secondwindhole March 8, 2010

chronic leaves

High quality marijuana

“I be smokin on them chronic leaves”
“Oh word?”

by $hhhhhhh July 15, 2022

Chronic boredom

A condition when you have to revise for a test but it’s so boring you sit there and do nothing because it’s more interesting than revision

I was going to revise for Spanish but my chronic boredom made it so hard so I sat there and watched throwback videos instead.

by User555 October 8, 2019

chronically iconically the same person syndrome

when two best friends (often having met each other less than 6 months ago) are so much the same person, it’s why they clicked and now they will just continue to ascend into being the exact same. there is no cure.

“Aven and Finn only met 3 months ago, how are they so close?”
“they have chronically iconically the same person syndrome.

by ahallforall002 December 9, 2023

Chronic

The best clan created by console players who are fast editors and have great flick shots ! Unstoppable and their attitude with subscribers is amazing if you are decent send your clips and you might get recruited

“ yo bro chronicshah is nice him and chronic call me ex are goatee but don’t get me started on the rest ..”

by llEliminxtedll January 10, 2019

Chronic Courage

Acquiring Superman's own testicles after smoking some of the best marijuana youve had in a while. Like liquid courage, but better. This is that strength to carry your friend back to his place after a shit faced night. This is that power to make a move on the fine ass girl you've been talking to. This is that self fulfilling prophecy that you use to justify your last mediocre purchase. This leads to either a night of regret, legend status, or just some munchies.

Homie 1: Yo I fucked Monica last night.
Homie 2: Dude! How???
Homie 1: I had some serious-ass chronic courage after I got that white widow made her hotline bling around 11pm. She was down to fuck.
Homie 2: #legend

See: balls of steel chronic marijuana

by Northern Kush July 30, 2016