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Carlos Chew

Man I’m not sure who I can call….. ahh I know I’ll call Carlos Chew
by Jay4455 December 3, 2023
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Chew

Slang to insult or mock someone or their belongings. Usually said by the receiver as something that is frowned upon.
Person with Nike shoes: "Bro what are those??" *Pointing at friend's shoes*
Friend with Jordon's: "Maaan I know you're not tryin' to chew!" *Foreshadowing the inevitable*
by ardeact February 3, 2022
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Chewing my Cazoo

Oakdale tradition which makes the chewer unable to recall the glory days of welsh rugby...
*not that I remember 76 or 78..I was probably too busy chewing my Cazoo"
by Reynolds72 March 18, 2021
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Chewing the Oyster

An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.
The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.
by Corva August 16, 2023
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to chew (v.)

To chew (v). used in a sentence. yo niggga this bitch be chewin me up. often used in the nigger community. to chew (v.)
by langchewbook May 9, 2011
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Chewing Markers

Out of it. Basically in the same sense as playin with the dandelions, someone who’s completely zoned out and oblivious to the world around them.
You guys suck”
‘Vinny you’ve been chewing markers all game and you’re 1 for 7’
by zfin87 July 30, 2022
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A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
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