Tailwag

Tailwag is an expression that denotes unabashed, dog-like enthusiasm, e.g., booty-shaking. It is taken from the literal movement of the sacrum, which when released during yoga or bodywork, allows liberated movement.

Since I started jazz dance class, my tailwag is getting really funky.

by BonWit February 11, 2010

tailbait

Tailbait is a play on the term jailbait, whereas tailbait would be an animal (with a tail) that someone finds attractive but is illegal to have sex with.

Person 1: "Man, that husky is some nice tailbait!"

Person 2: "What the fuck?"

by DDSBSS June 21, 2016

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

by LambsTail May 2, 2018

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

Thailand Agreement

When a girlfriend and boyfriend agree to an open relationship whilst the boyfriend is in Thailand. This agreement allows both parties to hook up with WHOEVER they want during this holiday period. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Friend 1: Why are you hooking up with that sexy random?
Friend 2: Me and my boyfriend have a Thailand agreement.
Friend 1: Oh you can totally hook up with whoever you want... no exclusions.

by angrygf February 12, 2010

bear tail

some shit left in the ass cheeks because it was unsuccsesfuly "held in"

as i was playing games, i noticed that the room smelt like shit, i think imy brother has a bear tail, so i said, "dude, go spoon out that bear tail,"

by Ricky Brito May 28, 2008

Male Tail

A man, usually a grad student or someone trapped in the 60's, who feels the need to sport his hair in a long unkept pony tail.

(Creepy guy walks by)
A: Ew check out that male tail.
B: Thats so gross I'd pay for a haircut for him

by Kw3stionMark September 27, 2010