Not a Mother's Day

The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.

Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!

by toadaron June 11, 2011

Mother hustler

A mother who hustles hard for her kids. Boss babe.

She works day to night for those kids. She's a mother hustler.

by Questies for life March 27, 2017

High Mother

The more experienced high person who is tasked with watching over the retarded weed virgin.

Fuck I have to be Alex's high mother tonight because he's retarded.

by Colby420 February 18, 2018

Mother Chubbler

A chubby mother f*@#$r. Usually annoying and or unliked but can be used to describe pudgy friends. I.E... Jake is my favorite Mother Chubbler! Used in the plural form as Mother Chubblets.

>haha look at that Mother Chubbler eat!
>450 lbs?! what a Mother Chubbler!!
>Dude, yesterday i fought like six Mother Chubblets

by drew92gill April 13, 2008

your mother

the white version of saying "yo mama"

black kid: yo mama biatch!!!!!!
white kid: well!...well!..your mother is so fat she weighs a lot!

by J 0 K A September 26, 2005

mother of niggers

(expl.) Also said as "mother of all niggers", can be used to exhibit extreme internal rage when dealing with a situation, mainly easily avoidable mistakes. Synonymous with blurting out "mother fucker!"

Lucio: Why are my teammates dying?
Reinhardt: Because you had the buff aura on instead of the healing one this whole time.
Lucio: MOTHER OF NIGGERS!!!

by SentientDreamer April 24, 2017

Mother Head

N. Amazing sex with a milf.

John: You get some of that mother head?
Max: Hell yeah man, she was amazing in the sack.

by canned_laughs April 30, 2016