Strawberry Gnome

Little Mexican men that ring your doorbell trying to sell strawberries. They are also often seen on street corners. Height may not exceed 5 feet.

I was so annoyed when I had to get up to answer the door, only to find a strawberry gnome trying to sell me fruit.

by Happy Joe10 July 23, 2011

Strawberry Mark

A type of birthmark that appears at birth as a large red spot that gradually fades as the child ages. It stays on the skin as a raised spot and never fully goes away.

Strawberry Mark Birthmark

by RedheadBaby June 11, 2012

Strawberry DickFuck

When a strawberry is inserted into a vagina or an anus and a penis is inserted pushing the strawberry deep.

I wanna strawberry DickFuck you

by ILOVESEMEN October 9, 2022

Strawberry Shortdick

A ginger with a small dick, used primarily as an insult

Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."

by Anal parade April 17, 2017

Strawberry Sausage

When you have sex with a girl on her period

I hooked up with Steph last night, she gave me strawberry sausage bruh.

by Danny0812 February 15, 2017

Strawberry Cap

Another word to furtherly degrade Gingers.

Man: Hey, that's one ugly ginger.
Ginger: Stop it!
Strawberry Cap: I slam the ham to hentai :'(

by Bjarni December 9, 2008

Strawberry Daiquiri

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.

Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”

by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019